Not your cup of tea ZHP's

[BavarianZHP]

OK, ok, we all have different tastes when it comes to modding our rides and everyone is entitled to whatever they please...

With that said, most of us are the OE types, some like it stealth, some like it pimped, and others... Well and then there are the others that make you cringe. So, give me a couple of these ZHP examples. This is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to offend the corresponding owners of such awesome, respectable cars (ZHPs are ZHPs afterall!!!!). Just post things you would never dream of doing....

I'll start:

Saw this on an ad today:
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc12/Bike_enthusiast/BMW%20ZHP%20MISC/29013967317336042083IM1MAIN565x421_A565x318.jpg


http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc12/Bike_enthusiast/BMW%20ZHP%20MISC/29013967320336042083IM104565x421_A565x318.jpg


http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc12/Bike_enthusiast/BMW%20ZHP%20MISC/29013967326336042083IM110565x421_A565x318.jpg

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=98105&endYear=2005&modelCode1=330I&sortBy=mileageASC&showcaseOwnerId=72505&startYear=2003&makeCode1=BMW&firstRecord=51&sellerTypes=b&searchRadius=0&bodyStyleCodes=SEDAN&mmt=%5BBMW%5B330I%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=336042083&listingIndex=23&Log=0

Things I noticed:
1) Parking job alone made me hurt (awfully close to cleaving the exhaust tips), this is a FS ad!
2) Window tint
3) Aftermarket Nav
4) Red shift boot cover
5) Red steering wheel cover
6) Wheels, but meh - not too bad, just not the style 135!


Ok, I'm starting off easy for now. What do you have? Of course, no pics of wrecked ZHPs! :begging We've already had our yearly dose of that.

[Marcus-SanDiego]

I wouldn't expect much participation in this thread. I learned long ago that most members at zhpmafia.com are "to each their own" kind of people. Many, including myself, probably won't waste their time expending the kind of negative energy this thread will require.

I could be wrong, though.

[az3579]

I wouldn't expect much participation in this thread. I learned long ago that most members at zhpmafia.com are "to each their own" kind of people. Many, including myself, probably won't waste their time expending the kind of negative energy this thread will require.

I could be wrong, though.

Right with ya. Stopped caring what people put on their cars because I realize that not everyone can possible have my amazing taste. :biggrin


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[Ryans323i]

It's not a ZHP but look at this slow 323 trying to hang with real race cars! The owner even put race stripes on it, pfft. And I've heard the interior trim is all sparkly like a bass boat. :facepalm

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/aprilsmom04/Sandlapper%20Performance%20Center%20Meeting%20and% 20AutoX/photobucket-3113-1342532762239.jpg

[Torxuvin]

It's not a ZHP but look at this slow 323 trying to hang with real race cars! The owner even put race stripes on it, pfft. And I've heard the interior trim is all sparkly like a bass boat. :facepalm

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/aprilsmom04/Sandlapper%20Performance%20Center%20Meeting%20and% 20AutoX/photobucket-3113-1342532762239.jpg

Pfft. Crazy. Pics of the sparkly are required.

Nothing wrong with having your own taste. Not a big fan of the wheels or red steering wheel/boot posted by the OP. To each his own.

[Ryans323i]

I've been told that my pictures don't do it justice, but as requested.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/aprilsmom04/Interior/interior1.jpg

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/aprilsmom04/Interior/newknob1.jpg

A pretty good one when I was playing with a black shift boot.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/aprilsmom04/Shiftboot/Final-1.jpg

[johnrando]

It's not a ZHP but look at this slow 323 trying to hang with real race cars! The owner even put race stripes on it, pfft. And I've heard the interior trim is all sparkly like a bass boat. :facepalm

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/aprilsmom04/Sandlapper%20Performance%20Center%20Meeting%20and% 20AutoX/photobucket-3113-1342532762239.jpg

:rofl. Ryan, how could anyone not love LUCY! They love it, they just don't know it yet. PS And the sparkles are perfect.

[JKO_ZHP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrI1Koq-LCQ
This guy is nuts about lighting.

[johnrando]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrI1Koq-LCQ
This guy is nuts about lighting.

Yea JKO, that guy is crazy! :biggrin


Right with ya. Stopped caring what people put on their cars because I realize that not everyone can possible have my amazing taste. :biggrin


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Couldn't have said it better! :rofl

[derbo]

For once, its nice to see this go OT. lol

[az3579]

For once, its nice to see this go OT. lol

Like this guy. I would never track my car...









PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTT!! I couldn't hold that one in; that was funny, right? :biggrin

[derbo]

:grouphug


Like this guy. I would never track my car...









PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTT!! I couldn't hold that one in; that was funny, right? :biggrin

[johnrando]

Check out this one with chrome wheels. Crazy! :biggrin

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc481/johnrando/BMWDrop4frontcorner.jpg

[danewilson77]

Check out this one with chrome wheels. Crazy! :biggrin

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc481/johnrando/BMWDrop4frontcorner.jpg

Obvious noob is obvious.

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[Torxuvin]

Check out this one with chrome wheels. Crazy! :biggrin

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc481/johnrando/BMWDrop4frontcorner.jpg

Lol. Only works on a black car IMO. You should see some of the crazy chrome some of the old guys do over on the corvette forum. :facepalm

They love their cars though. That's what matters.

[danewilson77]

They love their cars though. That's what matters.

This.

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[Ryans323i]

Check out this one with chrome wheels. Crazy! :biggrin

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc481/johnrando/BMWDrop4frontcorner.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXDoxxlgNG0

[az3579]

Look at this ricer with his made-in-China LED lights. I'd never do that to my car. Pfft.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa192/az3579/Automotive/BMW%20E46%20330i%20ZHP/Exterior/E09FF535-A7EE-4CB1-9EA6-9E110E6016F1-4963-0000074CC28A18C2.jpg


He even tried to copy my car, right down to the license plate. Loser.

[echo46]

Damn, that 323 looks mighty fast.

[Ryans323i]

Look at this ricer with his made-in-China LED lights. I'd never do that to my car. Pfft.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa192/az3579/Automotive/BMW%20E46%20330i%20ZHP/Exterior/E09FF535-A7EE-4CB1-9EA6-9E110E6016F1-4963-0000074CC28A18C2.jpg


He even tried to copy my car, right down to the license plate. Loser.

Dang, what a loser!


Damn, that 323 looks mighty fast.

It's way faster sitting still than those M3s. Trust me, I've seen it in person!

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[cakM3]

... It's way faster sitting still than those M3s. Trust me, I've seen it in person!

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What do you mean Ry? Lucy looks way faster than ALL the ///Ms sitting next to her ;)


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[johnrando]

BP, we'll take that guy out for you. :mafia

[az3579]

BP, we'll take that guy out for you. :mafia

Excellent. Thanks for calling in the Family; I can always count on you.


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[JupiterBMW]

Oh geezus, lets not forgot this idiot trying to be a drifter! What a dummy...

6831

[cakM3]

Jon...I haven't ;)

[BRGcoopahS]

It's a shame the car is "totaled" from that.

[Johal E32]

Oh geezus, lets not forgot this idiot trying to be a drifter! What a dummy...

6831

Damn, she doesn't even look to damaged in this picture. I am surprised you didn't take the clears. weren't they OEM?

[danewilson77]

What.The.Fook?

Who the hell? Why I outta......

Black missor mod (only on one side), Enkei rims, bra, and a roof rack (no fairing)

What rock did this guy crawl out from under?

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/nicee46/Imola%20Bimmer/DSC03040sz1200.jpg

[midlandtech]

What.The.Fook?

Who the hell? Why I outta......

Black missor mod (only on one side), Enkei rims, bra, and a roof rack (no fairing)

What rock did this guy crawl out from under?

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/nicee46/Imola%20Bimmer/DSC03040sz1200.jpg

And look at that wheel gap

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[Ryans323i]

What rock did this guy crawl out from under?




This one:

http://aysesoysal.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/11b_2.jpg