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kayger12
10-15-2011, 08:18 PM
In honor of my Family members and our new, closed-to-open-registration status, I'd like to introduce a follow up video to 'Nough Said....

Thanks to Ryan (Whitexi) for the inspiration provided by his, "I hate slamming doors" post.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1bNVkS181U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1bNVkS181U

das boots
10-15-2011, 08:31 PM
LOL...This is soooo funny. But seriously folks, this is what I have in mid with my riders.....me thinks I should send this clip to my S.O. But of course, I might end up having a boot marked on my rear end or end up sleeping on the couch....LOL.

Marcus-SanDiego
10-15-2011, 09:44 PM
I like this video better than your first one. Well done. @1:20 to about @1:35 is hilarious.

Rovert
10-15-2011, 10:09 PM
LOL...I don't know what to say. I'm on the floor over here! LOL. I just met a fellow Pacific Northwest ZHP member here, MrEnigma330i aka Matt, for the 1st time and his interior had nothing inside it except his iPhone which was in the glove compartment. Hahaha....so he fits the guy in the video.

Hermes
10-15-2011, 10:10 PM
hahahahahahaha... i literally fell out of my chair watching this

my favorite lines:

2:04 - Does Dane Wilson's car wear a bra?

2:21 - (guy) The only thing we'll be listening to today is inline-6
(girl) I've never heard of them...
(guy) No, I'd imagine you're more familiar with whining-4

static667
10-15-2011, 10:44 PM
2:04 - 2:08 :rofl

Great one, Keith. :keith

Marcus-SanDiego
10-15-2011, 11:02 PM
2:21 - (guy) The only thing we'll be listening to today is inline-6
(girl) I've never heard of them...
(guy) No, I'd imagine you're more familiar with whining-4

Bawhahahahaa.

BCS_ZHP
10-16-2011, 03:59 AM
Am I the only one that hasn't seen this new video? On the edge of my seat, can someone please point me to it.

kayger12
10-16-2011, 04:01 AM
Am I the only one that hasn't seen this new video? On the edge of my seat, can someone please point me to it.

Morning, Bruce. Link in the first post.

BCS_ZHP
10-16-2011, 04:05 AM
Mr non-IT having problems here this morning. No link appears and just noticed my sig photo is gone too, maybe it's because I'm on iPad? Moving to the computer in the den.

BCS_ZHP
10-16-2011, 04:17 AM
Great video (watched from the home computer), "additional ballast" -- way to score that 2nd date.

And not meaning to sidetrack, but is there some logical reason my iPad won't show the link (or my sig photo)?

GMATT
10-16-2011, 05:03 AM
Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does Dane Wilson"s car where a bra...................:pimp

This is the best!

Ryans323i
10-16-2011, 06:06 AM
Oh my goodness. That was hilarious. Seriously funny.
I'm going to chuckle all day now. Thanks Keith!

danewilson77
10-16-2011, 06:20 AM
Lol....nice.

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imola red zhp
10-16-2011, 06:29 AM
hahahahahahaha... i literally fell out of my chair watching this

my favorite lines:

2:04 - Does Dane Wilson's car wear a bra?

2:21 - (guy) The only thing we'll be listening to today is inline-6
(girl) I've never heard of them...
(guy) No, I'd imagine you're more familiar with whining-4

Nice!!!! great job Keith

johnrando
10-16-2011, 06:29 AM
OMG, too funny! Close the door like there are explosives....lol!!! Did anyone notice the length of the video..... 3:30!!! Well done Keith, another winner.

kayger12
10-16-2011, 06:31 AM
LOL...This is soooo funny. But seriously folks, this is what I have in mid with my riders.....me thinks I should send this clip to my S.O. But of course, I might end up having a boot marked on my rear end or end up sleeping on the couch....LOL.

Yep-- my wife and kids would tell you that this video was not hard for me to make, because it's essentially an autobiography.


I like this video better than your first one. Well done. @1:20 to about @1:35 is hilarious.

Thanks, Boss. I like it better as well.


LOL...I don't know what to say. I'm on the floor over here! LOL. I just met a fellow Pacific Northwest ZHP member here, MrEnigma330i aka Matt, for the 1st time and his interior had nothing inside it except his iPhone which was in the glove compartment. Hahaha....so he fits the guy in the video.

Yep, that's me. There is nothing visible in my interior-- mp3 is tucked neatly away in the Eurotray. It actually gives me agita when I have to have the ashtray compartment open to access the 12v outlet.


hahahahahahaha... i literally fell out of my chair watching this

my favorite lines:

2:04 - Does Dane Wilson's car wear a bra?

2:21 - (guy) The only thing we'll be listening to today is inline-6
(girl) I've never heard of them...
(guy) No, I'd imagine you're more familiar with whining-4

:)


2:04 - 2:08 :rofl

Great one, Keith. :keith

Thanks my friend.


Great video (watched from the home computer), "additional ballast" -- way to score that 2nd date.

And not meaning to sidetrack, but is there some logical reason my iPad won't show the link (or my sig photo)?

Hehe-- Thanks, Bruce. Not sure on the Apple issue. I'll let one of the fanboys/girls jump on that one.


Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does Dane Wilson"s car where a bra...................:pimp

This is the best!

Yep-- I love Dane and I love his car. Wanted to immortalize it on the iterwebz. Dane encouraged me (unknowingly) through his BFc posts to start DIYing, set a great example for how people should act on forums, and also was the one who invited me to join here-- very appreciative of him. :praise


Oh my goodness. That was hilarious. Seriously funny.
I'm going to chuckle all day now. Thanks Keith!

Thanks, Ryan. That was my goal. :biggrin

imola red zhp
10-16-2011, 06:31 AM
OMG, too funny! Close the door like there are explosives....lol!!! Did anyone notice the length of the video..... 3:30!!! Well done Keith, another winner.

We should call Keith's videos "The Special 330 clips"....LOL

kayger12
10-16-2011, 06:32 AM
OMG, too funny! Close the door like there are explosives....lol!!! Did anyone notice the length of the video..... 3:30!!! Well done Keith, another winner.

Great pickup, John!!

Was waiting for somebody to notice that. :)

carsontl
10-16-2011, 07:11 AM
i lost it at "negative ghostrider" HAHAHAHAHA

danewilson77
10-16-2011, 07:22 AM
Sticky status.

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Marcus-SanDiego
10-16-2011, 07:40 AM
Mr non-IT having problems here this morning. No link appears and just noticed my sig photo is gone too, maybe it's because I'm on iPad? Moving to the computer in the den.

Not sure, Bruce. I have iPad and I cannot see it either. Usually I get a link at least. Not this time. Odd. Anyhow, I have added a link to Keith's post.

Hornung418
10-16-2011, 08:15 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA This was a fantastic wake up, Keith! Awesome as usual!

jreyes19
10-16-2011, 08:33 AM
Lmao I love this
awesome job :)
:rofl

anm3itbe
10-16-2011, 09:37 AM
hahaha that just made my day! Thanks for sharing!

Whitexi
10-16-2011, 03:37 PM
Hahahahahaa that was hilarious. The part with the bag to. She has a huge coach bag and I thought she was going to drag it on the trim. I was rolling at that part.

Well done Keith.

zhpnsnv
10-17-2011, 02:08 PM
hahahahah this is awesome! "Negative ghost-rider" was an excellent surprise.

az3579
10-17-2011, 04:08 PM
NEGATIVE, GHOST RIDER!
:rofl

Rovert
10-17-2011, 05:38 PM
I'm gonna have to use that when my friend wants to bring his sugar infested jumbo 7-11 slurpy into the car. LOL

kayger12
10-17-2011, 05:55 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA This was a fantastic wake up, Keith! Awesome as usual!

Thanks, bro.


Lmao I love this
awesome job :)
:rofl


hahaha that just made my day! Thanks for sharing!

Thanks, gents. Glad you enjoyed it.


Hahahahahaa that was hilarious. The part with the bag to. She has a huge coach bag and I thought she was going to drag it on the trim. I was rolling at that part.

Well done Keith.

You got me started with your rant about the door slamming-- this is all you, bud.

And my wife is like a Spartan warrior swinging her Coach bag around. She's been repeatedly warned. :shift


hahahahah this is awesome! "Negative ghost-rider" was an excellent surprise.

Lol-- knew you'd enjoy that.

kayger12
10-17-2011, 05:56 PM
I'm gonna have to use that when my friend wants to bring his sugar infested jumbo 7-11 slurpy into the car. LOL

If this video saves just one interior... :biggrin

gr330zhp
10-17-2011, 06:00 PM
:rofl hilarious

Hermes
10-17-2011, 06:08 PM
there should be a way to make this play on the nav screen...

kayger12
10-17-2011, 06:09 PM
there should be a way to make this play on the nav screen...

Haha-- that would be beyond epic!!

static667
10-17-2011, 06:11 PM
I need to save it to my phone and show everyone who may be a passenger.

Hermes
10-17-2011, 06:16 PM
where's the guy with the german xi w/M sport button & smg paddles (i can't remember what thread that was)?

he seems like he could rig something up

danewilson77
10-17-2011, 06:17 PM
where's the guy with the german xi w/M sport button & smg paddles (i can't remember what thread that was)?

he seems like he could rig something up

Did he make it into memberdom?

Boss?

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Hermes
10-17-2011, 06:18 PM
i thought he did while we were discussing his car, just never posted

Marcus-SanDiego
10-17-2011, 06:18 PM
He was definitely approved. Just never posted.


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danewilson77
10-17-2011, 06:21 PM
Copy. Thanks Boss.

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Hermes
10-17-2011, 06:38 PM
found it:

http://www.zhpmafia.com/forums/showthread.php?4723-How-to-move-the-trunk-release-button-to-here...&highlight=sport+button

His name on e46f is Hageee, looks like he has the same name here

Join Date 09-16-2011
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on e46f

Last Activity: Yesterday 06:28 AM
Join Date: 02-08-2010

(BMW)
10-17-2011, 06:57 PM
awesome!

carsontl
10-18-2011, 04:10 AM
found it:

http://www.zhpmafia.com/forums/showthread.php?4723-How-to-move-the-trunk-release-button-to-here...&highlight=sport+button

His name on e46f is Hageee, looks like he has the same name here

Join Date 09-16-2011
Last Activity 09-16-2011 03:58 PM

on e46f

Last Activity: Yesterday 06:28 AM
Join Date: 02-08-2010

looks like he chose his bed to lay in lol

Rustyh
10-18-2011, 05:12 AM
I'll be damned. Someone had posted the "E46 ZHP" video on another website many moons ago, but I'd forgotten about it until now. I had no freekin idea it was one of ZHP Mafia's own.

Excellent! Very good work sir.

Rusty

danewilson77
10-18-2011, 07:18 AM
I'll be damned. Someone had posted the "E46 ZHP" video on another website many moons ago, but I'd forgotten about it until now. I had no freekin idea it was one of ZHP Mafia's own.

Excellent! Very good work sir.

Rusty

What website?

webster
10-18-2011, 07:26 AM
awesome video. so true too. my GF rolls her eyes every single time she gets into my car because of all the reminders i give her. mainly with the side bolster.

cakM3
10-27-2011, 07:08 AM
Thanks for another awesome video Keith! This one had me laughing throughout....well done :thumbsup

kayger12
10-27-2011, 07:15 AM
awesome!


awesome video. so true too. my GF rolls her eyes every single time she gets into my car because of all the reminders i give her. mainly with the side bolster.


Thanks for another awesome video Keith! This one had me laughing throughout....well done :thumbsup

Thank you, sirs! Glad you enjoyed it.

Marcus-SanDiego
10-27-2011, 07:41 AM
I'll be damned. Someone had posted the "E46 ZHP" video on another website many moons ago, but I'd forgotten about it until now. I had no freekin idea it was one of ZHP Mafia's own.

Excellent! Very good work sir.

Rusty

Yeah. I've seen it on several forums.

SoarinZHP
12-29-2011, 07:44 PM
Where have I been?!?!? This is f'in awesome!!!

cakM3
01-08-2012, 04:29 PM
Keith, I gave my daughter and her best friend a pre-flight brief.....watching them watch this video was priceless...:biggrin

kayger12
01-08-2012, 05:23 PM
Keith, I gave my daughter and her best friend a pre-flight brief.....watching them watch this video was priceless...:biggrin

Lol, that's awesome, Charlie!

Required viewing!

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WOLFN8TR
01-15-2012, 04:26 PM
Awesome....:rockon

Johnny330zhp
01-18-2012, 07:21 AM
hahaha "u slam it, we die."

Marcus-SanDiego
01-18-2012, 07:36 AM
:chuck

That dialogue reminded me of Escape from New York (the movie with Kurt Russell).

Romero: You touch me... he dies. If you're not in the air in thirty seconds... he dies. You come back in... he dies.
Romero: [Romero takes a package out of his shirt and unwraps it to reveal the President's middle finger, complete with ring] Twenty seconds.
Hauk: I'm ready to talk.
Romero: Nineteen. Eighteen.
Hauk: What do you want?
Romero: Seventeen. Sixteen.
Hauk: [to his soldiers] Let's go. Let's go!

das boots
01-18-2012, 07:42 AM
Love that movie....original by 'Snake' Pleskin.

johnrando
03-19-2012, 12:05 PM
Bump.

quikryptonite
07-16-2013, 06:10 PM
So, I just got an email from ECS Tuning telling me that I should "Make Every Shift a Weighted Performance with The BMW ZHP Shift Knob." Of course, I already have one. But, it did make me think of this video. Haha. We aren't special at all... ;)

Simmsled
02-28-2014, 02:06 PM
This is absolutely epic.

Enjoyed every second.

QC_ZHP
02-28-2014, 02:26 PM
Hilarious, yet all true

kayger12
03-01-2014, 04:13 AM
This is absolutely epic.

Enjoyed every second.

:) :thumbsup


Hilarious, yet all true

Oh, it's definitely all true. At least here. There are operating rooms that aren't as sterile as my interior, lol.

midlandtech
03-01-2014, 10:31 AM
My favorite part is still "does Dane Wilson's car wear a bra? Of course I detail my trunk"

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Just_George
12-03-2014, 01:56 PM
Love it...but shouldn't the clock on the wall read 3:30? Or maybe it's an homage to the 3.0 CS! :biggrin

Lorenzo
01-11-2016, 06:59 PM
So funny - loved it. Love the part where he dumps the girl because there's 3 billion other women in the world but only 20 such graphite alcantara ZHPs.

FungShui
01-11-2016, 07:25 PM
Omg this video is hilarious. What's sad is that I had the same rules when I started dating my GF. Crazy, she still puts up with it. =)

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