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ecrabb
07-16-2011, 07:31 AM
OK this is a total :facepalm... I never would have expected this... A ZHP with a little rice on the side!

http://tinyurl.com/5w8oncy

Step 1: Stick on some ebay/J.C. Whitney M3-style plastic fender vents... Be sure to put them on askew and backwards for proper rice value!
http://assets.advancedautodealers.com/images/vinventory/vp-65-291415.jpg

Step 2: Partially de-badge, leaving only a lone "3", add non-matching ///M badge next to the "3" for added rice value. Note: When the 3 badge falls off and leaves the adhesive pad behind, definitely leave it all on there!
http://assets.advancedautodealers.com/images/vinventory/vp-65-291417.jpg

Uhhh... Not sure what's up with the carnations... I don't even have a joke to go with this. :scratchinghead
http://assets.advancedautodealers.com/images/vinventory/vp-65-291419.jpg

This car is in Lincoln, NE - less than three hours from me... If it was just a little closer, I'd go see it just for the tragic entertainment value.
:facepalm

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spencers
07-16-2011, 07:44 AM
Lol
BATMAN
07-16-2011, 07:44 AM
Wow! That's embarrassing...
danewilson77
07-16-2011, 07:46 AM
I hope he joins here.

I had the unique opportunity to snap this the other day. This is a duct taped roof rack. I mean..it's literally mounted to the guys roof.....with duct tape.
Hornung418
07-16-2011, 07:57 AM
What a joke of a car...

I saw one the other day with three portholes on both front fenders...it's a shame that people feel the need to style cars with parts from autozone.
Mtnman
07-16-2011, 08:03 AM
Im looking at the passenger side Xenon, and the ring that encircles the xenon is sitting inside the lense cover in front of the halogen bulb, just hanging out.
danewilson77
07-16-2011, 08:06 AM
Im looking at the passenger side Xenon, and the ring that encircles the xenon is sitting inside the lense cover in front of the halogen bulb, just hanging out.

Yes it is. Ring mod. I like it.
ecrabb
07-16-2011, 08:35 AM
Im looking at the passenger side Xenon, and the ring that encircles the xenon is sitting inside the lense cover in front of the halogen bulb, just hanging out.

OMG, I was so distracted by the discarded flowers (what does it mean?!!?), I didn't even notice the headlight.

I can't believe anybody would try to sell the car like this!!! It makes me wonder if the used car dealer did the mods... Maybe it's one of their personal vehicles.

The mind boggles.

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ecrabb
07-16-2011, 08:39 AM
Thinking about this a little more, this might be the first time I've run across "German rice".

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danewilson77
07-16-2011, 08:53 AM
All could be undone very easy....then "walla!" It would be a pretty nice ZHP.

HTC Thunderbolt+TT
ecrabb
07-16-2011, 09:01 AM
Believe me... If that car had a few less miles and a 6MT, I would be there looking at it, Dane.

With my luck, the fender vents would be held on with big screws through the sheet metal.

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Washburn
07-16-2011, 10:06 AM
scheisse!
midlandtech
07-16-2011, 11:25 AM
could be worse... could have been owned by this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PlYlLaxV38&feature=player_embedded
Newjack
07-17-2011, 08:46 AM
Who wants to bet it has a broken windshield washer pump?
JohnnyGraphic
07-17-2011, 09:07 AM
OMG, I was so distracted by the discarded flowers (what does it mean?!!?)

Paul is dead. I am the walrus. Goo-goo-ga-choo!
BATMAN
07-17-2011, 11:15 AM
Paul is dead. I am the walrus. Goo-goo-ga-choo!

Nice!

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