This guy....

[joshuabergevin]

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/4547273043.html

Had to share to share this guys embarrassment with y'all!

[danewilson77]

Mis-advertising at it's finest.

[ELCID86]

Think he doesn't know?

[alexandre]

Dash is a xmas tree too. Total garbage.

[TheFinanceGuy]

clean looking E46 otherwise, though it appears to be giving the two finger salute. Doubtful that a misalignment would cause that issue. More like a failed speed sensor, or a shot ABS module.

[Schlag96]

Probably a shot ABS module. Speed sensor is cheap and easy to fix. you'd have to be a moron to list your car for sale with those dash lights on if the fix was $100.

[QC_ZHP]

I think when the alignment is significantly off, the dash lights will come on. I still wouldn't take this guy's word for it though

[cakM3]

Special Edition BMW 330ci ZHP

Then you look at the pictures and writeup in his ad....:facepalm

[JKO_ZHP]

Think he doesn't know?

No way.
Guarantee he knows. It's like me saying my car's an Alpina B3. To claim it's something else, I'd have to actually know what it is and isn't first. Or else it wouldn't have been relative and be more far-fetched like "it's a BMW Raptor!!!"

[KevinC]

"New fan blade"

ONE?

http://www.craigborglum.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/borglum_craig.jpg

[C00KIE M0NSTER]

This guy is pure craigslist scum. :guns

[stephenkirsh]

"Slightly elevated oil consumption."

Does anybody else go through 1-1.5 quarts in 6000 miles?

[Schlag96]

"Slightly elevated oil consumption."

Does anybody else go through 1-1.5 quarts in 6000 miles?
I go through 6.5 liters every 7500 miles :rofl

[MrMaico]

Here's another one.....

http://www.bismanonline.com/bismarck_nd/2003_bmw_330i_with_the_zhp_package_locked_up_engi

I even sent him a message saying "sorry but that is NOT a ZHP"
No response.

[hardrivn]

Replaced the tires and didn't noticed he was buying 17s then mentions 18s in the ad?

[Tampa330i]

Here's another for this category: http://lakeland.craigslist.org/cto/4580731665.html

love the front plate, and m3 badge on trunk with the 330i one still on there!

[OtterEffect]

All caps..? whyyyy. That is just injury to insult. :mad

[ELCID86]

2003 BMW 330i Zhp manual 6-speed - $3800 (queens)
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cto/4572258050.html



Thumbs, iPhone, Tapatalk.

[NoVAphotog]

2003 BMW 330i Zhp manual 6-speed - $3800 (queens)
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cto/4572258050.html


"Don't worry, be happy"

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kill-me-dog.jpg

[bagorn330i]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/4582096019.html

Nice looking but.....;)

[ELCID86]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/4582096019.html

Nice looking but.....;)

Isn't that Joop's ride?! :rofl


Thumbs, iPhone, Tapatalk.

[JupiterBMW]

Isn't that Joop's ride?! :rofl


Thumbs, iPhone, Tapatalk.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/14/14ff2b3b4b83ef88a0ccb596cc2ef4e138bf96554ee8d55428 17cfd2a93db2f1.jpg

[ELCID86]

2004 BMW 330ci ZHP M-SPORT 6 SPEED / LIKE NEW *MUST SEE* - $7400 (MIDDLETOWN NY)


http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/cto/4639558563.html

[stephenkirsh]

Can't wait to feel how the v6 feels over the normal m54!

[NoVAphotog]

"practically all highway miles from having to drive an hour back and forth to work everyday. Maintenance was always preformed by a BMW certified dealership at the recommended intervals."