User Ranks and Titles

[danewilson77]

I have no reason to keep this information from you guys. No one here "post whores" and we're all one big Family.

I thought this might remove some of the mystique and prevent future questions regarding subject title.

Have a good week!

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[E_Rak]

Yess thanks Dane! I have been searching around for list.

[cakM3]

I was curious...thanks for sharing Dane! :thumbsup:

[330i ZHP]

thank you

I am still an Associate - that is what sparked the curiosity

[Tnhl1989]

That is nice. I would prefer to be stay at a ranking for fun :)

[danewilson77]

thank you

I am still an Associate - that is what sparked the curiosity

Fixed. I don't know why it didn't change automatically.

[330i ZHP]

maybe the system knows I am a troublemaker

[danewilson77]

maybe the system knows I am a troublemaker

Perhaps.

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[johnrando]

Thanks for sharing that info!

[Avetiso]

Thanks for the info, Dane.

Sent from a junkyard via GS4.

[ELCID86]

I was always curious. Thanks.

[Torxuvin]

+1 Thanks for sharing

[zhpnsnv]

How do the three separate titles for 10,000 get worked out?

[derbo]

maybe the system knows I am a troublemaker

Think the Mafia just doesn't want you iin the higher ranks in fear you take over the group.

[danewilson77]

How do the three separate titles for 10,000 get worked out?

A "sit-down" occurs with the heads of all Mafia Families. Each member with >10,000 posts is voted upon as to which title he receives.

[derbo]

This does take alot of the mystery out. Thanks Dane.

[WOLFN8TR]

Oh Cool! I better get busy then. On to the next thread....

[330i ZHP]

Think the Mafia just doesn't want you iin the higher ranks in fear you take over the group.

I am not taking over anything - I already owned and operated a forum...it was fun for awhile. Sold it to a "friend" who tried to make it another 6spdonline...it failed

I know the hassles Dane (et al) deal with...luckily there isn't any (much) drama on this forum - so hopefully less moderator hassles for them

[derbo]

I am not taking over anything - I already owned and operated a forum...it was fun for awhile. Sold it to a "friend" who tried to make it another 6spdonline...it failed

I know the hassles Dane (et al) deal with...luckily there isn't any (much) drama on this forum - so hopefully less moderator hassles for them

Stu I was only kidding


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[330i ZHP]

I didn't want dane to think anything of it - I think I am on his aggravation list

[danewilson77]

I didn't want dane to think anything of it - I think I am on his aggravation list

No. I don't have an aggravation list. Those that would be on the aggravation list are banned.

I also did not read into your comment at all.

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[RITmusic2k]

If I post to check my post count, does that count as post whoring?

[Torxuvin]

If I post to check my post count, does that count as post whoring?

:shifty or responding to rhetorical questions?

[derbo]

No. I don't have an aggravation list. Those that would be on the aggravation list are banned.

I also did not read into your comment at all.

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LOL at the last part.

[330i ZHP]

Sometimes making no comment might be better on my part

[danewilson77]

Sometimes making no comment might be better on my part

Lol. It's all good Stu.

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[330i ZHP]

my acct sucks - it no auto update

[Avetiso]

my acct sucks - it no auto update
It's broken. :rofl

[BCS_ZHP]

my acct sucks - it no auto update

You can't win pal, you're still tops in my book.

[UdubBadger]

I coulda swore I was a post whore... at least for a while there.

[danewilson77]

my acct sucks - it no auto update

Fixed.

[330i ZHP]

thanks Dane

[danewilson77]

Bump

The friendliest forum on the planet!

[Avetiso]

Almost there. Need to reengage post whore mode.

[danewilson77]

Almost there. Need to reengage post whore mode.
:rofl


The friendliest forum on the planet!

[Hermes]

I was thinking, Capo should be lower. In the real mob it definitely ranks lower than underboss and consigliere

[UdubBadger]

Tapatalk doesn't display post count does it?


Goin' HAM mobile

[johnrando]

Don't think so

[az3579]

Why was this bumped? lol

[WOLFN8TR]

2400 Posts I should be a "Big Earner" and I'm still an "Enforcer". Not that it's a big deal just curious, kinda like being an ENFORCER! :mafia

[Fenrir]

I'm just happy to be here lol.

[UdubBadger]

Can I just permanently be a Bauce


Goin' HAM mobile

[ryankokesh]

Can I just permanently be a Bauce


Goin' HAM mobile

You're always a Bauce in my book! :grouphug :shifty


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[danewilson77]

Can I just permanently be a Bauce


Goin' HAM mobile


You're always a Bauce in my book! :grouphug :shifty


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Awwwww.

[az3579]

Can I just permanently be a Bauce


Goin' HAM mobile

I just see Bauce under your name, I don't know what you're talking about. :biggrin

[UdubBadger]

Hahaha :thumbsup


Goin' HAM mobile

[RITmusic2k]

I do not post nearly enough. Am I even *in* Enforcer territory?

Edit: Ah, so I am.

[danewilson77]

I do not post nearly enough. Am I even *in* Enforcer territory?

Edit: Ah, so I am.
Lol.

We miss you around here.

The friendliest forum on the planet!

[johnrando]

Nice to see you Kevin.

[BCS_ZHP]

I do not post nearly enough. Am I even *in* Enforcer territory?

Edit: Ah, so I am.
Kevin, no worries on a "title", still consider myself just a POG on here and enjoy picking up great pointers, hopefully I've mistakenly laid down a few once in a while to help others. I have no clue what level I am currently, nor do I care, just enjoy hanging out once in a while.
Bruce

[fredo]

Bruce, you are a Big Earner. :respect

[BCS_ZHP]

Perfect cause I married Miss Big Spender, she was "window shopping" Rodeo Dr yesterday....

My statement about titles was meant philosophically, not literally, just have fun here and maybe we'll even learn something new.

[az3579]

Perfect cause I married Miss Big Spender, she was "window shopping" Rodeo Dr yesterday....




:rofl

[danewilson77]

Why was this bumped? lol

Bumped for new members.

[danewilson77]

2400 Posts I should be a "Big Earner" and I'm still an "Enforcer". Not that it's a big deal just curious, kinda like being an ENFORCER! :mafia

Fixed. Should be auto now.

[WOLFN8TR]

Yep Thanks!

[mLuMaN83]

Pee-on status...

[UdubBadger]

man my post count has fallen dramatically here.

gotta get going again

[Avetiso]

man my post count has fallen dramatically here.

gotta get going again
Whore it up, baby.

[Don Adolfo]

Durante il mio secondo tour di combattimento in Afghanistan, IO ERO IL CAPO DI TUTTE LE FORZE AMERICANI nella regione occidentale del paese. Ma ora, nel ZHP mafia, io sono solo un enforcer, ma io sono felice di questo.

[BCS_ZHP]

Adolfo,
No comphrenda on my part bro, no mas, no mas, gracias.
Bruce

[Hermes]

Can I be Archivista or Bibliotecario, per favore? I haz lots of old stuffs...

[ELCID86]

Adolfo,
No comphrenda on my part bro, no mas, no mas, gracias.
Bruce

+1 thank goodness for Google Translate: "During my second tour of combat in Afghanistan, I WAS THE HEAD OF ALL AMERICAN FORCES in the western region of the country. But now, in the ZHP Mafia, I'm just an enforcer, but I'm happy about that."

[OtterEffect]

+1 thank goodness for Google Translate: "During my second tour of combat in Afghanistan, I WAS THE HEAD OF ALL AMERICAN FORCES in the western region of the country. But now, in the ZHP Mafia, I'm just an enforcer, but I'm happy about that."

Haha epic comment :rofl


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[Don Adolfo]

The best part is that I had to say it in Italian once and it felt real good. I was stationed in Herat, on a Spanish-run base where the Italian HQs was also located. The Italians were in charge of security. One day I was coming back onto the base. When we got to the gate, I realized I did not have my identification with me. The Italian private at the gate did right in not letting me in. He would not even let my Soldiers vouch for me; he stood his ground. Attempts to contact his bosses who knew me were unsuccessful. So, I sought some inspiration from Don Vito Corleone, and channeling him, in my best Italian accent, I finally told the Italian private, "Io sono il capo di tutti gli americani qui." It felt sooooo good. I think the area around my mouth and chin even contorted when I said it. He let me in. After that my Soldiers started calling me Don Adolfo.

[johnrando]

Durante il mio secondo tour di combattimento in Afghanistan, IO ERO IL CAPO DI TUTTE LE FORZE AMERICANI nella regione occidentale del paese. Ma ora, nel ZHP mafia, io sono solo un enforcer, ma io sono felice di questo.

Best quote ever on zhpmafia!

[UdubBadger]

+1

[Johnmadd]

I'm a 69'er

[Don Adolfo]

Best quote ever on zhpmafia!

Grazie mille!

[Smilez]

Que esta pasando por aqui? Lo puedo leer, pero no lo entiendo.

El Jefe,
Ray

[rguti153]

Que

[Don Adolfo]

Que esta pasando por aqui? Lo puedo leer, pero no lo entiendo.

El Jefe,
Ray

¿Qué es lo que no entiendes Jefe?

[Smilez]

Pense que estaba leendo español. Pero era Italiano.

[Don Adolfo]

Se parecen. Saludos hermano!

[Johnmadd]

Smh

[Smilez]

Se parecen. Saludos hermano!

Masomenos. Igualmente.

[ELCID86]

Campieri = 6k!

[UdubBadger]

Campieri = 6k!

Right behind you

[Avetiso]

Just got there

[OtterEffect]

I'm a bit behind :(

[ELCID86]

I'm a bit behind :(

Let's get going O.E.!

[johnrando]

Dane, I noticed you are a "Capo di tutti capi". Care to elaborate? I like it, whatever it means. :)

[Karl Lazlo]

Dane, I noticed you are a "Capo di tutti capi". Care to elaborate? I like it, whatever it means. :)

Simply put, Godfather. Literal translation is, "The boss of all bosses."

[johnrando]

:thumbup

[cakM3]

I like that :)

[danewilson77]

Simply put, Godfather. Literal translation is, "The boss of all bosses."
Another nice assist. Thanks Karl.

I figured at around 35,000 posts I could change it up :)

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[UdubBadger]

Well deserved


GoingHAM mobile

[Snuffalufigus]

The best part is that I had to say it in Italian once and it felt real good. I was stationed in Herat, on a Spanish-run base where the Italian HQs was also located. The Italians were in charge of security. One day I was coming back onto the base. When we got to the gate, I realized I did not have my identification with me. The Italian private at the gate did right in not letting me in. He would not even let my Soldiers vouch for me; he stood his ground. Attempts to contact his bosses who knew me were unsuccessful. So, I sought some inspiration from Don Vito Corleone, and channeling him, in my best Italian accent, I finally told the Italian private, "Io sono il capo di tutti gli americani qui." It felt sooooo good. I think the area around my mouth and chin even contorted when I said it. He let me in. After that my Soldiers started calling me Don Adolfo.

Lol same thing happened to me but at Mazar e Sharif, Afghanistan. Only difference was that I worked on the flight line but couldn't get back on due to a pissed off German at the gate.

I heard some nasty things about Herat. Glad you got back safe.


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[ikeupinya]

I thought my Soldier rank was because I stated in my intro I used to be a Soldier...now I know!!!

[UdubBadger]

Well I'm consigliere elsewhere so I guess it's fitting


GoingHAM mobile

[fredo]

1,000 posts more and I become a WiseGuy.

[danewilson77]

1,000 posts more and I become a WiseGuy.
You've been a wise guy for a while :)

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[UdubBadger]

You've been a wise guy for a while :)

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Always [emoji6]


GoingHAM mobile

[AZBP2]

This is a marathon not a sprint


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[johnrando]

1,000 posts more and I become a WiseGuy.
Like the forward thinking!

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[fredo]

Almost 6,000 posts. I see a new rank (Campieri) in my future.

[BMWCurves]

Almost 6,000 posts. I see a new rank (Campieri) in my future.

Woooo! I got my post rank from silly responses like these. 90% of what I say does little to add to the conversation.

[fredo]

:rofl :rofl

You used to post a lot of cars FS.

[johnrando]

:rofl. And, way to go Fredo!

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[az3579]

Woooo! I got my post rank from silly responses like these. 90% of what I say does little to add to the conversation.I just stopped posting if I had nothing to add. lol

Call it laziness...

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[BMWCurves]

I just stopped posting if I had nothing to add. lol

Call it laziness...

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https://i.imgur.com/CtcgneW.gif

...and that's one more comment in the bag

[ZHPizza]

Woooo! I got my post rank from silly responses like these. 90% of what I say does little to add to the conversation.BMWCurves and shitposting like it's your job when you should be studying for boards

Name a more iconic duo

[BMWCurves]

BMWCurves and shitposting like it's your job when you should be studying for boards

Name a more iconic duo

More iconic? Me and treading that thin line of pass/fail for core clerkships. Lookout y'all, don't get sick July 2022 when my class becomes interns because we were taught medicine remotely.

[pedro2u]

Almost 6,000 posts. I see a new rank (Campieri) in my future.

Lets go Fredo!

Real close to the big moment. Time to "drop some knowledge" (from Hamilton) and assume the new ranks!

Wiki definition of your new responsibilities:

In Sicily, a gabellotto was a person who rented farmland for short-term use. ... In practice, the gabellotto acted as an overseer and was the real power on the estate. He hired guards (campieri) to protect livestock, equipment and the property, and to control the peasants.

[fredo]

Thanks for info, Pete. Almost there ! And good work on that pic. :thumbup

[Oli77]

Just posting to see where I am in the totem pole, teaching the peasants yet?

[Oli77]

nah, just a wiseguy.

[BMWCurves]

nah, just a wiseguy.

Ayyyy look at this wiseguy

[pedro2u]

one more to control the peasants

:conversation

thanks for the contributions

[johnrando]

Movin' On Up! :)

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