MiHiZHP
07-16-2013, 09:28 PM
Wow - that was fast. Potential buyer has asked for a 24 hour hold, effective through 7/18/13 at 4pm Mountain.
One owner (leased then purchased, because well...), Euro Delivery. 6spd Manual. Cloth/alcantara (barely passed gas on or in and none since I became a vegetarian in 2010 - which has surprised me) Black cube trim. Heated Seats. First Aid Kit. Warning Triangle. HK Button (it goes to eleven). BMW CCA Window Sticker (Rare). Fully charged BMW Flashlight located in glovebox. Trim has never seen Armor All, tires never slathered in anything "wet look". No coconut, vanilla, Hawaiian meadow air freshener etc.
57,2xx miles/$20,000 FIRM
ZHPMAFIA Members receive additional $500 off.
Trades considered: Time Machine (must be in working condition and have certificate of authenticity), full head of hair (prefer post nero cut George Clooney, but will consider any length Brad Pitt or 2011 or newer Ellen DeGeneres - yes, you read that right. No Fauxhawks!), next months Powerball Jackpot numbers (I will kick back 10-20% of total winnings depending on jackpot total), Leprechaun (Live and in good health, with or without pot o' gold, but must have tamper proof cage), 1 pair of Blake Liveley's underwear (she must be in them - no exceptions).
First couple hundred miles spent on the autobahn in drizzly weather. This baby loves the slop. Eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. Her father was a mudder. Her Mother was a mudder.
Stock with the exception of BMW Performance Intake and Turner Motorsport black kidney grills. Less than 5k on Zimmerman rotors and akebono pads. Some road rash/stone chips, but not excessive - especially for a Colorado car. Cracked a foglight and within a few weeks of replacing it, the other one cracked. So now I just cover them with blue duct tape. Wheels are in good shape, a couple with very minor curbing. Accident free with one exception: A few months ago I was paying too much attention to a couple kids running around the IKEA parking lot (their Starbucks sippin momma wasn't), and not enough attention to the gray concrete pole next to me. Hit the pole while backing out at very low speed but it did leave quite a scrape - my pride took the brunt of the damage. Work order and pics are available. But lesson learned. Next time I'll just run those little ba$tard$ over - hip check them at the very least. Still turns heads (or would that be a disdainful stare?) who knows. Service records avail. Feel free to pm any questions. More pics on request. I'll toss in a full set of snows (3 seasons).
Reason for sale: Moving to downtown Denver (house is for sale too), buying a scooter (or maybe I'll just walk everywhere), launching a podcast network and pursuing my stand-up comedy/writing career. No seriously. Wait, where are you going? Really? After all we've been through you are just going to leave? You have been telling me for the last couple years I should do more than the occasional open mic. What? FINE, go to your mothers!
http://www.carfax.com/cfm/FSBO.cfm?report=DE7E5F45E7593ED75F6398D4EC0A941C
9500950195059503
One owner (leased then purchased, because well...), Euro Delivery. 6spd Manual. Cloth/alcantara (barely passed gas on or in and none since I became a vegetarian in 2010 - which has surprised me) Black cube trim. Heated Seats. First Aid Kit. Warning Triangle. HK Button (it goes to eleven). BMW CCA Window Sticker (Rare). Fully charged BMW Flashlight located in glovebox. Trim has never seen Armor All, tires never slathered in anything "wet look". No coconut, vanilla, Hawaiian meadow air freshener etc.
57,2xx miles/$20,000 FIRM
ZHPMAFIA Members receive additional $500 off.
Trades considered: Time Machine (must be in working condition and have certificate of authenticity), full head of hair (prefer post nero cut George Clooney, but will consider any length Brad Pitt or 2011 or newer Ellen DeGeneres - yes, you read that right. No Fauxhawks!), next months Powerball Jackpot numbers (I will kick back 10-20% of total winnings depending on jackpot total), Leprechaun (Live and in good health, with or without pot o' gold, but must have tamper proof cage), 1 pair of Blake Liveley's underwear (she must be in them - no exceptions).
First couple hundred miles spent on the autobahn in drizzly weather. This baby loves the slop. Eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. Her father was a mudder. Her Mother was a mudder.
Stock with the exception of BMW Performance Intake and Turner Motorsport black kidney grills. Less than 5k on Zimmerman rotors and akebono pads. Some road rash/stone chips, but not excessive - especially for a Colorado car. Cracked a foglight and within a few weeks of replacing it, the other one cracked. So now I just cover them with blue duct tape. Wheels are in good shape, a couple with very minor curbing. Accident free with one exception: A few months ago I was paying too much attention to a couple kids running around the IKEA parking lot (their Starbucks sippin momma wasn't), and not enough attention to the gray concrete pole next to me. Hit the pole while backing out at very low speed but it did leave quite a scrape - my pride took the brunt of the damage. Work order and pics are available. But lesson learned. Next time I'll just run those little ba$tard$ over - hip check them at the very least. Still turns heads (or would that be a disdainful stare?) who knows. Service records avail. Feel free to pm any questions. More pics on request. I'll toss in a full set of snows (3 seasons).
Reason for sale: Moving to downtown Denver (house is for sale too), buying a scooter (or maybe I'll just walk everywhere), launching a podcast network and pursuing my stand-up comedy/writing career. No seriously. Wait, where are you going? Really? After all we've been through you are just going to leave? You have been telling me for the last couple years I should do more than the occasional open mic. What? FINE, go to your mothers!
http://www.carfax.com/cfm/FSBO.cfm?report=DE7E5F45E7593ED75F6398D4EC0A941C
9500950195059503